Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Thank you so much, deadspin

I'm grabbing this link directly from deadspin, because it's just too fucking good: Ballers w/ Randoms. I understand if you don't recognize everybody--I didn't even know all the players even with their names in the caption--but this shit is awesome.

Here are some of my favorites:

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THAT'S RON ARTEST AND HE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! MAKING FACES WILL ONLY ANGER HIM OH GOD ITS PROBABLY TOO LATE PLEASE DONT DIE


If you're ever having a day when you don't feel attractive, all you have to do is look at this picture of Sam Cassell, and I guarantee you'll feel better about yourself.


That's former Duke "star" Cherokee Parks. After that, I'm just fucking speechless about this picture.


Sick argyle, bro. Jamal Crawford is classy.


You might want to lay off on the wine coolers there, sister. Dee Brown doesn't need you to be that drunk.


That's Chris Duhon. Giving a lapdance. There are about 10 Duhon pictures in the album--this is barely scratching the surface.


Ray Felton: Bringing narcolepsy awareness to America.
"Narcolepsy? Isn't that, like, having sex with dead chicks?"
"No, that's... fuck it, never mind."


I hope to god Channing Frye lost a bet.


Very nice, Francisco Garcia. Very, very nice. (hint: check out where his hands are)


Here's Ron Harper, sexually molesting his daughter's friends.


Yeah, I'm sure those are real. Good god. That's Brendan Haywood, by the way.


Kirk Hinrich, looking like he's either a) birth-defected, or b) from the south.


Apparently Kendrick Perkins is dead.


Kyle Korver, equal opportunity lover.


(see above caption)


AAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT


Some advice to John Salmons (whoever the hell that is): This is about the time where you should be saying to yourself, "this cannot be worth it," and just leaving the poor crazy girl alone.


Danny Schayes's sexual desires are aging like a fine wine. Oh yeah, Danny, they're real... and they're spectacular.


That's it, I'm shaving off my eyebrows tomorrow. It clearly works for Charlie Villanueva.

5 comments:

Crewser said...

Is Danny Schayes rubbing one out underneath the table? I'm inclined to say yes. There's no resisting the Schayes "Charm".

keul said...

I love Ur freakshow ^^

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha that was AWESOME!!!

Anonymous said...

Charlie Villanueva has Alopecia areata. He doesn't shave his eyebrows, its a disease resulting in hair loss. That's pretty messed up

Anonymous said...

man francisco garcia!!! and why is it only white girls that flock to nba athletes??? do i get black chicks if i play hockey?