Poon Pun Overload

During a game of NCAA '07 last night, I played against a team who started a receiver named Maxey, which was pronounced every bit as unfortunately as you could imagine. Needless to say, Dave and I had some fun with it.

"Big touchdown for Maxey, padding his stats."
"Maxey is the best receiver in the NCAA. Period."
"That guy can fly! It's almost like Maxey's got wings!"
"Maxey's best going against the flow of the defense."
"Maxey's probably in there just for protection at this point."
"You can count on Maxey being on at least once a month."

And then he got hurt, and ohhh boy...

"Maxey's bleeding awfully bad there."
"There must be something wrong with Maxey's pads."
"Maxey's definitely got to be replaced at this point."
"Maxey's day-to-day now... 3-5 days, probably."