Pat Harty makes me feel good about myself

Here's his latest column, which essentially says that everybody's amazed that Iowa's over .500, but most people still hate Alford. Well, yeah.

So why does he make me feel good about myself? It's not as if Harty's any good--he's pretty mediocre, as sports opinion guys go. No, it's that whenever I read an article of his, his mugshot's right there grinning at me:



I can't get enough of that. Honest to god.




Don't you ever change, Harty. Ever.