In case you hadn't noticed....

It's Opening Day today!

The Hair Gel is going to be updated only sporadically today, barring any major updates. And that's where you, faithful readers, will come in. I'll be checking my email by cell phone periodically. If anything substantial happens (likelihood: low), e-mail us at the Hair Gel at OopsPowBlog@gmail.com. Otherwise, go grab a case of Old Style beer, turn on WGN radio, and let Pat Hughes's* dulcet tones guide you through all that is great about the beginning of spring (all, that is, except girls in public wearing skimpy clothing for the first time in months).

Go Cubs go!

*nice catch, anonymous. We Iowa natives are Chicagoically retarded.