So, uh, you guys wanna talk football?

Because I do.

And I bet you do too.

As much fun as writing about that cockmagnet Alford was, football is my true passion. I'm pleased to announce a new project in coordination with three other very talented writers, called The Hawkeye Compulsion. It's going to fucking rule.

With the conference and team media days out of the way, we're going to have enough for at least a post a day. Once the season rolls around, we're planning on having multiple articles a day. At least five of them, over the course of the year, may actually be based in fact!

Update the bookmarks, kids. The Hair Gel is officially no more, and The Hawkeye Compulsion is so Now.

(okay, sorry.)